englishmajorhumor:

lodubimvloyaar:

Children Read To Shelter Cats To Soothe Them

(Photos by Animal Rescue League Of Berks County. You can follow them on Facebook.)

Also good for the kids. They encourage having slow readers read to the family pets. A dog will listen to a kid read a whole book one damn sssyl-la——-ble at a time, and it will never get frustrated, or correct their pronunciation, or start playing Angry Bird because it can’t stand listening to the slowness any more. The dog will look at the kid approvingly, because, human. Human is talking. Human is interacting.

So this is a great win-win.

Excuse me while my heart melts :)

tupacabra:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

youretheskythatifellthrough:

I’ll Meet You There (2008)

patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

INCOMPETENCE: A Dramatic Reading

mechanicmuffin:

smooshyrock:

tre-cool-is-a-pretty-pink-fairy:

https://24.media.tumblr.com/6ba52a8b4c0934e838a1f135d259abad/tumblr_mzmgep8Roy1rr2uluo1_500.png

SHUT YOUR

MOUTH

comma

NO COCAINE WAS NOT

WHEW!!!!!!

dimnuggitz:

Zoom zoom

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

greeklesbian:

when my parents complain about me image

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

trohbabe:

Thanks Pete

trohbabe:

Thanks Pete