guy:

why can’t my parents be as comforting as patrick

guy:

why can’t my parents be as comforting as patrick

Via
lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

Via

boyfriendswithchesttattoos:

If you win tickets to that 5sos q102 thing in Philly and have extra I will gladly pay you for them

Via

morosenesss:

Fun Fact: Vessel is moving up on the iTunes album chart 

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

embrace-the-misha:

this is my favorite tweet of all time and no one can tell me otherwise

embrace-the-misha:

this is my favorite tweet of all time and no one can tell me otherwise