patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

INCOMPETENCE: A Dramatic Reading

mechanicmuffin:

smooshyrock:

tre-cool-is-a-pretty-pink-fairy:

https://24.media.tumblr.com/6ba52a8b4c0934e838a1f135d259abad/tumblr_mzmgep8Roy1rr2uluo1_500.png

SHUT YOUR

MOUTH

comma

NO COCAINE WAS NOT

WHEW!!!!!!

dimnuggitz:

Zoom zoom

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

greeklesbian:

when my parents complain about me image

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

trohbabe:

Thanks Pete

trohbabe:

Thanks Pete

calmshuuuussssh:

calumslapsmybass:

bitchlucas:

this is one of those pictures that everyone is going to cry to when they see it in 20+ years when they’re older and married with kids and remembering the days when they sat in their bedroom reblogging these four dorks who played instruments in a band that is not and never will be punk rock

really cause I’m already crying bc of how far they’ve come and it hasn’t even been 3 years yet

i hope this photo doesn’t get lost :)

calmshuuuussssh:

calumslapsmybass:

bitchlucas:

this is one of those pictures that everyone is going to cry to when they see it in 20+ years when they’re older and married with kids and remembering the days when they sat in their bedroom reblogging these four dorks who played instruments in a band that is not and never will be punk rock

really cause I’m already crying bc of how far they’ve come and it hasn’t even been 3 years yet

i hope this photo doesn’t get lost :)

legalhemmings:

I just really like their simultaneous jumps x

legalhemmings:

I just really like their simultaneous jumps x

Via
"I wanna thank Mark Hoppus for being my dad."
Pete Wentz, 2014 APMAs (via winrod)

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world